To Be Announced
@87daysbefore Your French Ass Macarons video kept popping up on my suggested videos so I took it as a sign and made #delicious, #beautiful #raspberry #rose #macarons. They’re only perfect. #baking #bored #instaham #hashtag
This keyboard is totally impractical. You would have to basically relearn entirely how to type. I don’t know about you, but I don’t use my right index finger to type out my g’s. Because that’s how this keyboard would work. You would have to use your right index finger to type out T, G, and B.
reasons why winter is better than summer:
- little to no insects (◕‿◕✿)
- sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
- the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
- sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
- snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
- no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰)
- it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
- everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)
So… apparently, the phrase “take an arrow to the knee” is old nordic slang for getting married.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD
WOW.LIKE.WOW.JESUS CHRIST IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
This is apparently coming out in 3 days.
In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think
I used to have an app called Zombies, Run! but it was absolutely nothing like this. It was just small dots on a GPS map that you had to try to avoid but it was practically impossible because obviously buildings and actual walkable areas were not taken into account.
This looks like a thing of beauty.
I made cthulu bread.
I don’t recommend this recipe. The dough takes a long time to rise.
And the screaming of the yeast is really annoying, like unto the howling of the hopelessly mad.
IA! IA! CIABATTA FHTAGN
the fact that she’s alone makes it so much better
I’M FUCKING CRYING OUFHEWQOJIPGPK FUCK
The first time I watched this I fell in my floor and laughed for, like, two hours.
afo;iefjweo;ifjakls;dj THIS GIRL IS MY HEROSO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN
I FUCKING FOUND IT
OH MY DEAR LORD OH MY GOD IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN OH MY GOD YOU GUYS NO I CAN’T THIS WHLEELW, VIOEKFFRNSEJGREHGJRFJBGFD
I JUST DIED.
FUCK YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN.
im crying lmaooo i cant!
OH GOD THIS AGAIN
this actually made me cry when i first watched it :3